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Happy Moan-day Torino!
And the winner is ... Torino! They got 7 straight right into the net at home ground. They also failed to score single goal. Torino, 10th placed club on Serie A table lost game against Atalanta Bergamo with incredible LOTO-like result of 0:7. Nightmare uneasy to forget for home fans started in 17th minute when their Uruguayan player D. Laxalt failed in simple clearing on right back position. He got blocked by J. Palomino who took the ball and made low cross for J. Ilicic who fired it home from close range near second post. Laxalt not only failed to clear the ball, but also failed in making foul for yellow card just after it outside of penalty area. Palomino dodged out from his hands like fish and made nice cross for goal. Second came in 29. minute. It was great first touch left foot volley by German player R. Gosens. Shoot was to powerful and to precise. Third was from penalty given for suspicious foul over Ilicic. D.Zapata who returned from injury easily scored from the spot in injurty time of first half. That was complete shipwreck in first half. Can things go worse for home side ? Yes they can! Long ball cleared by Atalanta defender, following by foul near center with goal keeper caught far away from goal was enough for hero of the night Ilicic who took free kick to fast and scored a goal from wonderful shot from center! Awesome and rarely seen! Minute 53. Euro goal! Levy from Tottenham could watch that and decide about striker. :) Same player completed hat trick after great pass which found him inside the box for easy execution in 54th minute. Firecracker (local Serbian term for 5 into the net because of similarity of word 5 and firecracker in Serbian language) exploded! LoL Soon pissed off home players started to get red cards making this adults only game even more worse for Torino. Atalanta manager replaced Gosens with Muriel and Colombian lad scored 2 more goals near the end. 6th came after yet another penalty after yet another highly suspicious fall without much contact inside the box. Atalanta player jumped inside like he is jumping in swimming pool. LOL. Muriel converted penalty into goal. LOTO win has been completed in 89th minute when same player fired up nice shot from 5m straight inside the net. It's 0:7 for total debacle of pathetic home side! That was to much for home player Sasa Lukic. Serbian kicked Atalanta player after and furiously went out from pitch after getting well deserved red card. Words for consolation I need explanation why this article is beginning with "and the winner is ...Torino" ? In LOTO draw here main prize goes to person who guess 7 correct numbers from 39. Before final number lady which is tracking and announcing numbers on TV checks if there is possibility for winner and if someone win 7 after final number she says "and the winner is our LOTO player from ... " following by town in which prize is going. Some clubs were close to LOTO win this season, but they usually stopped near 6, but Torino managed to get 7 without scoring single! That's why they are total, absolute and indisputable winners. Not only they are winners, they are also lucky winners because result could be easily 0:10 if away side did not hit post 2 times and if Torino goalkeeper didn't save few big chances on 0:1. They can moan on referee and VAR for two suspicious penalties, but all around Italy when they see them they will sing now "Is it 1? NO! Is it 2? NO! .. Is it 7? YES! Is it Atalanta YES! LoL. Happy moan day Torino your coach and players are not for football, they are more for playing LOTO! You can watch highlights here: This article has been written for happy Moan-day contest here. Thanks for reading.
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Happy Moan-day Torino!
And the winner is ... Torino! They got 7 straight right into the net at home ground. They also failed to score single goal. Torino, 10th placed club on Serie A table lost game against Atalanta Bergamo with incredible LOTO-like result of 0:7. Nightmare uneasy to forget for home fans started in 17th minute when their Uruguayan player D. Laxalt failed in simple clearing on right back position. He got blocked by J. Palomino who took the ball and made low cross for J. Ilicic who fired it home from close range near second post. Laxalt not only failed to clear the ball, but also failed in making foul for yellow card just after it outside of penalty area. Palomino dodged out from his hands like fish and made nice cross for goal. Second came in 29. minute. It was great first touch left foot volley by German player R. Gosens. Shoot was to powerful and to precise. Third was from penalty given for suspicious foul over Ilicic. D.Zapata who returned from injury easily scored from the spot in injurty time of first half. That was complete shipwreck in first half. Can things go worse for home side ? Yes they can! Long ball cleared by Atalanta defender, following by foul near center with goal keeper caught far away from goal was enough for hero of the night Ilicic who took free kick to fast and scored a goal from wonderful shot from center! Awesome and rarely seen! Minute 53. Euro goal! Levy from Tottenham could watch that and decide about striker. :) Same player completed hat trick after great pass which found him inside the box for easy execution in 54th minute. Firecracker (local Serbian term for 5 into the net because of similarity of word 5 and firecracker in Serbian language) exploded! LoL Soon pissed off home players started to get red cards making this adults only game even more worse for Torino. Atalanta manager replaced Gosens with Muriel and Colombian lad scored 2 more goals near the end. 6th came after yet another penalty after yet another highly suspicious fall without much contact inside the box. Atalanta player jumped inside like he is jumping in swimming pool. LOL. Muriel converted penalty into goal. LOTO win has been completed in 89th minute when same player fired up nice shot from 5m straight inside the net. It's 0:7 for total debacle of pathetic home side! That was to much for home player Sasa Lukic. Serbian kicked Atalanta player after and furiously went out from pitch after getting well deserved red card. Words for consolation I need explanation why this article is beginning with "and the winner is ...Torino" ? In LOTO draw here main prize goes to person who guess 7 correct numbers from 39. Before final number lady which is tracking and announcing numbers on TV checks if there is possibility for winner and if someone win 7 after final number she says "and the winner is our LOTO player from ... " following by town in which prize is going. Some clubs were close to LOTO win this season, but they usually stopped near 6, but Torino managed to get 7 without scoring single! That's why they are total, absolute and indisputable winners. Not only they are winners, they are also lucky winners because result could be easily 0:10 if away side did not hit post 2 times and if Torino goalkeeper didn't save few big chances on 0:1. They can moan on referee and VAR for two suspicious penalties, but all around Italy when they see them they will sing now "Is it 1? NO! Is it 2? NO! .. Is it 7? YES! Is it Atalanta YES! LoL. Happy moan day Torino your coach and players are not for football, they are more for playing LOTO! You can watch highlights here: This article has been written for happy Moan-day contest here. Thanks for reading.
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Happy Moan-day Torino!
And the winner is ... Torino! They got 7 straight right into the net at home ground. They also failed to score single goal. Torino, 10th placed club on Serie A table lost game against Atalanta Bergamo with incredible LOTO-like result of 0:7. Nightmare uneasy to forget for home fans started in 17th minute when their Uruguayan player D. Laxalt failed in simple clearing on right back position. He got blocked by J. Palomino who took the ball and made low cross for J. Ilicic who fired it home from close range near second post. Laxalt not only failed to clear the ball, but also failed in making foul for yellow card just after it outside of penalty area. Palomino dodged out from his hands like fish and made nice cross for goal. Second came in 29. minute. It was great first touch left foot volley by German player R. Gosens. Shoot was to powerful and to precise. Third was from penalty given for suspicious foul over Ilicic. D.Zapata who returned from injury easily scored from the spot in injurty time of first half. That was complete shipwreck in first half. Can things go worse for home side ? Yes they can! Long ball cleared by Atalanta defender, following by foul near center with goal keeper caught far away from goal was enough for hero of the night Ilicic who took free kick to fast and scored a goal from wonderful shot from center! Awesome and rarely seen! Minute 53. Euro goal! Levy from Tottenham could watch that and decide about striker. :) Same player completed hat trick after great pass which found him inside the box for easy execution in 54th minute. Firecracker (local Serbian term for 5 into the net because of similarity of word 5 and firecracker in Serbian language) exploded! LoL Soon pissed off home players started to get red cards making this adults only game even more worse for Torino. Atalanta manager replaced Gosens with Muriel and Colombian lad scored 2 more goals near the end. 6th came after yet another penalty after yet another highly suspicious fall without much contact inside the box. Atalanta player jumped inside like he is jumping in swimming pool. LOL. Muriel converted penalty into goal. LOTO win has been completed in 89th minute when same player fired up nice shot from 5m straight inside the net. It's 0:7 for total debacle of pathetic home side! That was to much for home player Sasa Lukic. Serbian kicked Atalanta player after and furiously went out from pitch after getting well deserved red card. Words for consolation I need explanation why this article is beginning with "and the winner is ...Torino" ? In LOTO draw here main prize goes to person who guess 7 correct numbers from 39. Before final number lady which is tracking and announcing numbers on TV checks if there is possibility for winner and if someone win 7 after final number she says "and the winner is our LOTO player from ... " following by town in which prize is going. Some clubs were close to LOTO win this season, but they usually stopped near 6, but Torino managed to get 7 without scoring single! That's why they are total, absolute and indisputable winners. Not only they are winners, they are also lucky winners because result could be easily 0:10 if away side did not hit post 2 times and if Torino goalkeeper didn't save few big chances on 0:1. They can moan on referee and VAR for two suspicious penalties, but all around Italy when they see them they will sing now "Is it 1? NO! Is it 2? NO! .. Is it 7? YES! Is it Atalanta YES! LoL. Happy moan day Torino your coach and players are not for football, they are more for playing LOTO! You can watch highlights here: This article has been written for happy Moan-day contest here. Thanks for reading.
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Sinisa Orešćanin and Hajduk Split !
Hajduk Split (Croatia) played Gizra United (Malta) in first leg of UEFA Europa League qualification. Hajduk was great favorite and everyone expected easy win because Maltese are just half amateur squad. First leg in Malta brought no surprise because because Hajduk won 0:2 away. Everything looked bright and crowd of 20,000 people were on terraces of Poljud stadium questioning only how many goals weak opponent will concede. Coach Sinisa Orešćanin let out not the strongest but mixed squad wishing to rest some players because Croatian championship will start few days after this game. Newspapers "Free Dalmatia" wrote that chances for elimination of Hajduk Split is less than Extraterrestrial visit. First half was more or less what everyone expected. Hajduk took 1:0 lead. Soon after wagon went down the hill just to crush in 96th minute. First goal by Gzira was winning jumping duel in 5 meters and score by header. It did not cause big upset. Second was beautiful left leg scissors by Gizra player Hamedu Koneu. At that point devil took away joke and panic and dread came in squad. When you fear much your fear finally come to hit you. Deep in injury time same player got the ball in the box, he moved the ball from right to left leg and fired up Couthinho-like shot in far away corner. The ball was elusive for Hajduk goalkeeper and ended in net! Scorer jumped over board near out line and almost fall on his head in celebration. LoL What a shocking 1:3! Gzira went to second round on away goal rule! Fans did not like it much and started to riot. Those from west stand insulted leadership of club, those on north stand Ultras fans(Torcida Split) had clash with special police in attempt to settle some things with own players, but special police prevented them. Long after the game during the night reporter could hear shouting of rioting fans outside of stadium and police sirens. Fortunately no one got hurt. Now comes funny part. Instead of apologize for selecting wrong squad coach of Hajduk Sinisa Orešćanin said something like this "I am not type who use words like debacles, tragedies etc... I want to see this from football side. It just happens in football. We knew and talked that they have 3-4 little good players (deminutive of players) I mean players (lol) they showed that today especially that Kone who gave us 2 Euro goals. I say sometimes things just happen". Then he said he is not ready to step away from coach position and that he will talk to chairman of club. I loved part with 3-4 "little players" which brought question what kind of players he had when they manage to concede 3 from "little players". Not a word why he chose wrong squad for a game! LoL. Soon after happy Maltese added comics sentence "People of Split you just saw ETs" referring to what "Slobodna Dalmacija" wrote before the game. LoL For Consolation it is well known that Hajduk Split pay to UEFA a lot of fines for Europe competition because of what fans are doing. Now they got eliminated at round 1 in qualification and will not pay much for fines. Well maybe they will just pay fine for this one game because of rioting of fans. Maybe they even get better luck and get eliminated from UEFA competition for next year(s) so they will avoid debacles like this in nearby future. LoL. I heard that this coach is not coach anymore, they sacked him day after so he can do some other job in which he is better. Maybe he can buy telescope or at least infra red glasses and watch the night sky looking for UFOs. He is good at that! UFOs are contacting him more than they do with Steven Greer! LoL. Maybe he become famous! His club became famous for sure because I think youtube views of goals will sky rocket and bring down all records (by Dinamo or Rijeka fans). Imagine jokes after his. LoL This article is for Happy moan day contest in scorum.
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Sinisa Orešćanin and Hajduk Split !
Hajduk Split (Croatia) played Gizra United (Malta) in first leg of UEFA Europa League qualification. Hajduk was great favorite and everyone expected easy win because Maltese are just half amateur squad. First leg in Malta brought no surprise because because Hajduk won 0:2 away. Everything looked bright and crowd of 20,000 people were on terraces of Poljud stadium questioning only how many goals weak opponent will concede. Coach Sinisa Orešćanin let out not the strongest but mixed squad wishing to rest some players because Croatian championship will start few days after this game. Newspapers "Free Dalmatia" wrote that chances for elimination of Hajduk Split is less than Extraterrestrial visit. First half was more or less what everyone expected. Hajduk took 1:0 lead. Soon after wagon went down the hill just to crush in 96th minute. First goal by Gzira was winning jumping duel in 5 meters and score by header. It did not cause big upset. Second was beautiful left leg scissors by Gizra player Hamedu Koneu. At that point devil took away joke and panic and dread came in squad. When you fear much your fear finally come to hit you. Deep in injury time same player got the ball in the box, he moved the ball from right to left leg and fired up Couthinho-like shot in far away corner. The ball was elusive for Hajduk goalkeeper and ended in net! Scorer jumped over board near out line and almost fall on his head in celebration. LoL What a shocking 1:3! Gzira went to second round on away goal rule! Fans did not like it much and started to riot. Those from west stand insulted leadership of club, those on north stand Ultras fans(Torcida Split) had clash with special police in attempt to settle some things with own players, but special police prevented them. Long after the game during the night reporter could hear shouting of rioting fans outside of stadium and police sirens. Fortunately no one got hurt. Now comes funny part. Instead of apologize for selecting wrong squad coach of Hajduk Sinisa Orešćanin said something like this "I am not type who use words like debacles, tragedies etc... I want to see this from football side. It just happens in football. We knew and talked that they have 3-4 little good players (deminutive of players) I mean players (lol) they showed that today especially that Kone who gave us 2 Euro goals. I say sometimes things just happen". Then he said he is not ready to step away from coach position and that he will talk to chairman of club. I loved part with 3-4 "little players" which brought question what kind of players he had when they manage to concede 3 from "little players". Not a word why he chose wrong squad for a game! LoL. Soon after happy Maltese added comics sentence "People of Split you just saw ETs" referring to what "Slobodna Dalmacija" wrote before the game. LoL For Consolation it is well known that Hajduk Split pay to UEFA a lot of fines for Europe competition because of what fans are doing. Now they got eliminated at round 1 in qualification and will not pay much for fines. Well maybe they will just pay fine for this one game because of rioting of fans. Maybe they even get better luck and get eliminated from UEFA competition for next year(s) so they will avoid debacles like this in nearby future. LoL. I heard that this coach is not coach anymore, they sacked him day after so he can do some other job in which he is better. Maybe he can buy telescope or at least infra red glasses and watch the night sky looking for UFOs. He is good at that! UFOs are contacting him more than they do with Steven Greer! LoL. Maybe he become famous! His club became famous for sure because I think youtube views of goals will sky rocket and bring down all records (by Dinamo or Rijeka fans). Imagine jokes after his. LoL This article is for Happy moan day contest in scorum.
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Sinisa Orešćanin and Hajduk Split !
Hajduk Split (Croatia) played Gizra United (Malta) in first leg of UEFA Europa League qualification. Hajduk was great favorite and everyone expected easy win because Maltese are just half amateur squad. First leg in Malta brought no surprise because because Hajduk won 0:2 away. Everything looked bright and crowd of 20,000 people were on terraces of Poljud stadium questioning only how many goals weak opponent will concede. Coach Sinisa Orešćanin let out not the strongest but mixed squad wishing to rest some players because Croatian championship will start few days after this game. Newspapers "Free Dalmatia" wrote that chances for elimination of Hajduk Split is less than Extraterrestrial visit. First half was more or less what everyone expected. Hajduk took 1:0 lead. Soon after wagon went down the hill just to crush in 96th minute. First goal by Gzira was winning jumping duel in 5 meters and score by header. It did not cause big upset. Second was beautiful left leg scissors by Gizra player Hamedu Koneu. At that point devil took away joke and panic and dread came in squad. When you fear much your fear finally come to hit you. Deep in injury time same player got the ball in the box, he moved the ball from right to left leg and fired up Couthinho-like shot in far away corner. The ball was elusive for Hajduk goalkeeper and ended in net! Scorer jumped over board near out line and almost fall on his head in celebration. LoL What a shocking 1:3! Gzira went to second round on away goal rule! Fans did not like it much and started to riot. Those from west stand insulted leadership of club, those on north stand Ultras fans(Torcida Split) had clash with special police in attempt to settle some things with own players, but special police prevented them. Long after the game during the night reporter could hear shouting of rioting fans outside of stadium and police sirens. Fortunately no one got hurt. Now comes funny part. Instead of apologize for selecting wrong squad coach of Hajduk Sinisa Orešćanin said something like this "I am not type who use words like debacles, tragedies etc... I want to see this from football side. It just happens in football. We knew and talked that they have 3-4 little good players (deminutive of players) I mean players (lol) they showed that today especially that Kone who gave us 2 Euro goals. I say sometimes things just happen". Then he said he is not ready to step away from coach position and that he will talk to chairman of club. I loved part with 3-4 "little players" which brought question what kind of players he had when they manage to concede 3 from "little players". Not a word why he chose wrong squad for a game! LoL. Soon after happy Maltese added comics sentence "People of Split you just saw ETs" referring to what "Slobodna Dalmacija" wrote before the game. LoL For Consolation it is well known that Hajduk Split pay to UEFA a lot of fines for Europe competition because of what fans are doing. Now they got eliminated at round 1 in qualification and will not pay much for fines. Well maybe they will just pay fine for this one game because of rioting of fans. Maybe they even get better luck and get eliminated from UEFA competition for next year(s) so they will avoid debacles like this in nearby future. LoL. I heard that this coach is not coach anymore, they sacked him day after so he can do some other job in which he is better. Maybe he can buy telescope or at least infra red glasses and watch the night sky looking for UFOs. He is good at that! UFOs are contacting him more than they do with Steven Greer! LoL. Maybe he become famous! His club became famous for sure because I think youtube views of goals will sky rocket and bring down all records (by Dinamo or Rijeka fans). Imagine jokes after his. LoL This article is for Happy moan day contest in scorum.